Inappropriate
Some inappropriate behavior observed this week:
1) Chatting about work during a burial service
2) Talking on cell phone while taking a shit in a public restroom
3) Grunting so loud and obnoxious at the gym it sounds orgasmic
4) Pink shirt with popped collar
Pink Shirt Popped Collar guy tried to order a Cosmo from me and I in good conscious could not serve him without saying anything. Conversation went like:
PSPC: "can i get a Cosmo?"
Mr. B. "how about you turn down that collar?"
PSPC: "is that some sort of dress code or something?"
Mr. B: "no, just a good idea in general"
collar got turned down and i resumed making his drink...
posted by Mr. Bartender @ 5:44 PM
7 comments
7 Comments:
I came very close to asking the guy standing front of me at Ted Leo to turn his down because it was blocking my view. I didn't have the guts/enough beer.
You're my hero, Mr. Bartender!
#4: LOL!!! You are too much.
1). tacky
2). icky
3). hernia-y
4). fantastic-y
PS. who orders a cosmo at (Mr. B's bar), I heart your bar but it doesn't strike me as a froo froo cosmo-y place
Mr. Bartender, we will have to agree to disagree about the popped collar.
I do think popped is inappropriate in the winter, but as of today we are in the full swing of popped-collar season!
3) I HATE that more than anything. I'll bet he likes to talk during sex too.
4) You just love to be in control, don't you? ;-) And of course he did as he was told.
ugh. popped collars should be grounds for permanent 86-ation. they weren't cool in the 1986, nor are they cool in 2006.
nuff said.
Oh, my sweet, sweet, man. My heart just grew three sizes too big coz you told a boy to unpop his collar. Seriously, I kinda had a micro-rgasm. Just sayin'.
xo-
S!
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