Thursday, October 27, 2005

Nekid bois

1. With no new episode of Lost to keep me entertained last night I was left with no other choice than to go out and drink myself silly. Attended a going away party for a hottie that I've been lusting after for years and then for some reason was convinced to go to Wet. Now I'm not hating on the idea of naked men - i heart naked men - there's just something unappealing about it for me at strip joints. Maybe I like a bit more of the game, the challenge. When it's given so freely (on stage none-the-less) it's no longer sexy, it's just funny. Especially when you step into the strip joint and see one of your regulars up there. I made sure to cheer loudly for him in hopes he'll use some of that $200 to give me a handsome tip this weekend. We shall see...

2. I have to link to this blog if for no other reason than her describing "Getting things off my chest" as a "mental mastectomy" - hilarious.

3. New iPod update:

3733 songs
14 videos
2403 photos

Last night figured out how to get non-iPod compatible files converted into iPod friendly format. For those Windows users wondering - do not purchase the full version of Quicktime 7 - didn't help me a bit and was a complete waste of $30. Instead download this for free. Works perfect and is amazingly simple. It helped me get an hour and half porn on my iPod. Going back home to the no-cell-phone-reception-or-internet-access-midwest will be so much better when I can take my porn collection with me.

4. Another thought on strippers - what ever happened to chest hair?? There's nothing more sexy to me than a nice masc hairy chest. Now if they happen to be naturally smooth that's fine - and some trimming is even okay (just don't get carried away guys), but whats up with all the waxing & shaving the hair off??? Makes me so sad. Oh and these kids truly exemplified everything wrong with the guys who refer to themselves as "bois". Kevin described it perfectly in an email (subject line - remind me next time - no wet) :

"i don't think the child labor law is enforced there, sadly.
thin is one thing, but those dancers looked mal-nourished."
oh god, reading that just reminded me that in an intoxicated state I screamed "eat a hamburger" to a stripper . *sigh* Yeah, sometimes the drunk version of me says the tackiest (but true) things.

5. I leave you with some fab Halloween costumes (the last one is my absolute favorite):


At 5:04 PM, Blogger aklsdjhfa said...

I couldn't agree with you more on number 4, and I love that you yelled out "eat a hamburger!" Awesome.

At 9:24 PM, Blogger Dale said...

...don't hate on those of us with fragile builds... I haven't had any complaints yet!

At 11:01 AM, Blogger Mr. Bartender said...

not hating on ya dale...both you and The Boy are skinny guys but neither one of you look unhealthy. There is certainly a difference between skinny and malnurished.


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